Have you ever wanted to just cut loose with words? Lots and lots of words? Witty words, funny words, words that say your spirit is doing cartwheels, words that combine into run-on sentences?
I never write run-on sentences. (smirk) They take up so much room. (double smirk) I mean they go on and on and by the time you get to the end of them you have forgotten where you started, so you have to go back to the beginning several times to reread what was written and your brain goes all fuzzy and you wish that the author would just put a stinking period somewhere so that you could take a breath. (Insert breathing here.)
Speaking of taking a breath, I have a daughter who holds her breath without thinking about it. She’ll just be sitting on the couch watching TV and suddenly she will stop breathing. Sometimes I have to tell her to breath and she’ll say, “Oh yea. I forgot.” In medical terminology we call this apnea. We don’t like it when our patients are apneic. It’s really annoying because then we have to wake them up and say, “BREATH!” Usually they say pretty much the same thing as Katie, “Oh…yea. Okay.”
People do that a lot right after surgery, the not breathing thing. They’re just as happy as can be, laying there sleeping blissfully and not breathing. We’ll hear the “hey-your-patient-is-not-breathing” alarm go off and then go into the room to find a family member hovering by the monitor. “What’s wrong?! The alarm keeps going off! This number says 156 and the one right under it says 92. What does it mean? Is that bad?”
“The 156/92 is their blood pressure. It is not a particularly great number, but we are not going to worry about that right now. The number that we are looking at is this one over here that is blinking…the one that says 84. It should be above 90. When it is above 90 then that means that your loved one has enough oxygen in their blood. So, whenever you hear the alarm go off, look and see if this number is blinking. If so, then just wake them up and tell them to take some deep breaths. They’re still under the effects of the anesthesia and pain medication, which suppresses their urge to breath.”
This makes the family members feel better and it gives them something constructive to do. Often as we enter a room with the oxygen saturation alarm going off we’ll see a family member standing by the bed saying, “Honey/Mom/Dad, breath. That’s right, deep breaths. Good…the number is going back up.” After a while the family members don’t stand anxiously by the bed anymore. They’ll be sitting on the couch or in a chair looking at a magazine or watching TV, the alarm will go off, and they’ll call out to the patient and say something like, “BREATH! Can’t you hear that alarm? It’s driving me crazy!”
Oh, but I was telling you about Katie not breathing. She stops breathing because of swimming. She swam competitively for 10 years and got used to holding her breath for long periods of time every day during swim practice. As a matter of fact, there is a part of swim training referred to as “apnea training” or “hypoxic training”. Essentially a swimmer will swim under water for as long as they can before rising to the surface for a breath. Additionally, they will practice performing as many strokes as possible before having to take a breath. Katie used to do two lengths of the pool under water before coming up for air. Theoretically this ability to swim for distances without breathing improves swim times. Google it if you are interested in learning more.
The bottom line is this…swimmers get used to holding their breath. Pretty soon they find themselves sitting around the house not breathing and driving their mothers crazy. Mothers are attuned to those kinds of things. We’ll say stuff like, “Hey, Katie, breath. And go clean your room while you’re at it.”
Would you look at that. I just put a whole bunch of words together and have made this big, long, incredibly informative post. Look at everything you’ve learned. Tons!
In honor of all of these words, let’s make some alphabet soup. It’s really minestrone soup, which is merely a more interesting version (Italian) of vegetable soup. This particular recipe has a few other fun things like pancetta and Parmesan rinds for a beautiful savory flavor.
If you have children, alphabet pasta might be a fun way to entice them into eating something with vegetables in it. Usually minestrone has a more substantial pasta shape than alphabets, but I wanted to use the alphabet pasta to make the word “breath”. Now I have a fair portion of cooked alphabets for which I need to find a use. Maybe I could make some alphabet ‘mac and cheese’ with the rest of it. Fun idea for the grandkadiddles….but only if I use gruyere or gouda cheese, truffle butter, thick-sliced apple bacon, and cream. Their mother, the chef, has ruined those children; absolutely ruined them, I tell you. I’ll share some of that bit of story telling with you in tomorrow’s post when I also share that outrageous recipe for mac and cheese.
Cook’s Note: Minestrone soup is as varied in content of vegetables as is a typical American vegetable soup. The two notable differences in minestrone as compared to vegetable soup is 1) beans, typically cannellini beans or kidney beans, and 2) pasta. In the past I have used 2-inch long pieces of broken spaghetti, but this time around I experimented with small salad macaroni and also with smallish shells. The soup is not about the pasta, however. It is about the vegetables, so choose a shape that will not over-power the vegetables. I’m going back to using the broken spaghetti noodles or maybe some orzo.
Cook’s Note about Parmesan Rinds: Parmesan rinds bring a great flavor to Italian soups or even hearty soups or stews. They are the hard outer inedible edges of chunks of Parmesan cheese. Sometimes stores will sell these separately, or maybe you have some of your own from buying whole wedges of Parmesan. If you’ve been throwing them away, start saving them for added flavor in soups. Simply store them well wrapped in the freezer until needed.